spookyjennacoleman:

infamousblueraincoat:

radikari:

what haircuts tell you about sexuality:

  • straight girls all have long hair
  • lesbians always have short hair
  • bisexuals wear an elegant yet easy to maintain bob
  • asexuals shave their head in the style of the pious monk
  • pansexuals put pans on their head. they put a fucking pan on th

but i actually have an elegant yet easy to maintain bob????

i am a powerful bisexual mermaid


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